In His Own Words
About Him
I am the first sentence of this narrative and it is up to me to make a good impression. Well, all you have achieved is to boast about yourself when we need to somehow describe Paraprosdokian. You, second sentence, have not done much either and I suggest that we all combine to make a meaningful paragraph.
Well spoken last sentence of the first paragraph, let's try again here. He is highly intelligent, hard-working, generous and handsome. How's that? A bit much, in my opinion. We have to somehow make him appear interesting and attractive without actually lying. Crumbs! That's quite a mission, but here goes.
He was born in a distant, green and cloudy land but was brought to this land of sunshine at a young age. He spent much of youth in and under water and finally learned to swim, which stopped a lot of spluttering and gasping. To the surprise of his teachers, he managed to acquire an education and became a world-famous scientist. Well, some people, somewhere must have heard of him. 'Scientist' might be stretching it a bit too. Let's say some knowledge of science. Sort of. He also became fabulously wealthy. Um, sort of. Ah, let's settle for self-sufficient and able to buy the very best dog food. He is extremely modest and only brags about his modesty.
I know, I know! We have together exceeded to twenty words so let's just leave it at this and let the ladies find out for themselves.
Good idea, let's go and play scrabble.
About His Ideal Match
Here we go again. I would of course prefer to meet a sexy, athletic lady who is self-sufficient, loving and kind and has a sense of humour. Definitely a sense of humour. Owning a wine farm is a definite plus.
What His Friends Say
Paraprosdokian hasn't asked any friends to write a recommendation yet.
About Him
Country of Origin: |
South Africa | |
Location: |
Makhanda (Grahamstown) (Grahamstown), Eastern Cape, South Africa | |
Gender: |
Male | |
Age: |
73 | |
Star Sign: |
Taurus | |
Height: |
188cm (6' 2.0") | |
Body Type: |
Athletic | |
Looks: |
Average | |
Hair Colour: |
Balding | |
Eye Colour: |
Grey | |
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | |
Home Language: |
English | |
Other Languages: |
Ask me later | |
Religion: |
Atheist | |
Relationship Status: |
Divorced | |
Looking for: |
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage | |
Have Children: |
No | |
Want Children: |
No | |
Daily Diet: |
Eat healthily | |
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | |
Drinking: |
Regular Drinker | |
Education: |
PhD / Post Doctoral | |
Occupation: |
Teacher / Professor | |
Income: |
Comfortable |
About His Ideal Match
Country of Origin: |
Anywhere in the World | ||
Location: |
Anywhere in Eastern Cape, South Africa | ||
Gender: |
Female | ||
Age Range: |
40 - 65 | ||
Star Sign: |
Any | ||
Height: |
Any | ||
Body Type: |
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous | ||
Looks: |
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive | ||
Hair Colour: |
Any | ||
Eye Colour: |
Any | ||
Has a Photo: |
Not important at all | ||
Ethnicity: |
White/Caucasian | ||
Home Language: |
Any | ||
Other Languages: |
Any | ||
Religion: |
Any | ||
Relationship Status: |
Any | ||
Have Children: |
Any | ||
Want Children: |
Any | ||
Daily Diet: |
Any | ||
Smoking: |
Non-Smoker | ||
Drinking: |
Any | ||
Education: |
Any | ||
Occupation: |
Any | ||
Income: |
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat |
- Not important at all
- Slightly important
- Moderately important
- Decidedly important
- Non-negotiable
More About Him
Hair Style: |
Disappearing |
Eyesight: |
I wear glasses |
Facial Hair: |
I'm clean-shaven |
Body Hair: |
Average |
Disabilities: |
I have none |
Body Art: |
I don't have any |
Sense of Humour: |
Dry |
Intelligence: |
Intelligent |
Ruled by: |
The head |
Fashion Sense: |
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans) |
Favourite Clothing: |
Shorts & a T-shirt |
Sports: |
Swimming |
Cooking: |
I really enjoy cooking |
Go Out to Eat: |
I only eat out on special occasions |
Dietary Restrictions: |
I have none |
Pace of Life: |
Organised |
Take Drugs: |
Never |
Family Size: |
I'm an only child |
Family Closeness: |
I don't have any family! |
Relationship Type: |
I'm just plain single |
Religious Attendance: |
Never |
Dream Home: |
Beach house |
Feelings about using SA Reunited MatureLove: |
Hopeful |