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Paraprosdokian

73 – Makhanda (Grahamstown) (Grahamstown), Eastern Cape, South Africa

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Online: More than 6 months ago

Modified: More than 6 months ago

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In His Own Words

About Him

I am the first sentence of this narrative and it is up to me to make a good impression. Well, all you have achieved is to boast about yourself when we need to somehow describe Paraprosdokian. You, second sentence, have not done much either and I suggest that we all combine to make a meaningful paragraph.
Well spoken last sentence of the first paragraph, let's try again here. He is highly intelligent, hard-working, generous and handsome. How's that? A bit much, in my opinion. We have to somehow make him appear interesting and attractive without actually lying. Crumbs! That's quite a mission, but here goes.

He was born in a distant, green and cloudy land but was brought to this land of sunshine at a young age. He spent much of youth in and under water and finally learned to swim, which stopped a lot of spluttering and gasping. To the surprise of his teachers, he managed to acquire an education and became a world-famous scientist. Well, some people, somewhere must have heard of him. 'Scientist' might be stretching it a bit too. Let's say some knowledge of science. Sort of. He also became fabulously wealthy. Um, sort of. Ah, let's settle for self-sufficient and able to buy the very best dog food. He is extremely modest and only brags about his modesty.

I know, I know! We have together exceeded to twenty words so let's just leave it at this and let the ladies find out for themselves.
Good idea, let's go and play scrabble.

About His Ideal Match

Here we go again. I would of course prefer to meet a sexy, athletic lady who is self-sufficient, loving and kind and has a sense of humour. Definitely a sense of humour. Owning a wine farm is a definite plus.

What His Friends Say

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About Him

Country of Origin:
South Africa
Location:
Makhanda (Grahamstown) (Grahamstown), Eastern Cape, South Africa
Gender:
Male
Age:
73
Star Sign:
Taurus
Height:
188cm (6' 2.0")
Body Type:
Athletic
Looks:
Average
Hair Colour:
Balding
Eye Colour:
Grey
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
English
Other Languages:
Ask me later
Religion:
Atheist
Relationship Status:
Divorced
Looking for:
Just online friends; Activity partners; Friends; Open to possibilities; Short-term; Long-term; Marriage
Have Children:
No
Want Children:
No
Daily Diet:
Eat healthily
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Regular Drinker
Education:
PhD / Post Doctoral
Occupation:
Teacher / Professor
Income:
Comfortable

About His Ideal Match

Country of Origin:
Anywhere in the World
Location:
Anywhere in Eastern Cape, South Africa
Gender:
Female
Age Range:
40 - 65
Star Sign:
Any
Height:
Any
Body Type:
Slim; Average; Athletic; A few extra pounds; Curvaceous
Looks:
Beauty contest winner; Very Attractive; Above Average; Average; Attractive
Hair Colour:
Any
Eye Colour:
Any
Has a Photo:
Not important at all
Ethnicity:
White/Caucasian
Home Language:
Any
Other Languages:
Any
Religion:
Any
Relationship Status:
Any
Have Children:
Any
Want Children:
Any
Daily Diet:
Any
Smoking:
Non-Smoker
Drinking:
Any
Education:
Any
Occupation:
Any
Income:
Solvent; Enough; Comfortable; Wealthy; Fat cat
  • Not important at all
  • Slightly important
  • Moderately important
  • Decidedly important
  • Non-negotiable

More About Him

More Physical Characteristics
Hair Style:
Disappearing
Eyesight:
I wear glasses
Facial Hair:
I'm clean-shaven
Body Hair:
Average
Disabilities:
I have none
Body Art:
I don't have any
Personality
Sense of Humour:
Dry
Intelligence:
Intelligent
Ruled by:
The head
Fashion Sense:
Casual (I'm usually in my favourite jeans)
Favourite Clothing:
Shorts & a T-shirt
Leisure & Entertainment
Sports:
Swimming
Food
Cooking:
I really enjoy cooking
Go Out to Eat:
I only eat out on special occasions
Dietary Restrictions:
I have none
More Lifestyle
Pace of Life:
Organised
Take Drugs:
Never
Family Size:
I'm an only child
Family Closeness:
I don't have any family!
Relationship Type:
I'm just plain single
The Deep Stuff
Religious Attendance:
Never
Dream Home:
Beach house
Feelings about using SA Reunited MatureLove:
Hopeful